Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Sidewalk Gift

Hey dog owner, thanks. I appreciated your gift this morning on my walk to work. There really is no better way to start off your day that to almost step into some dog shit on the sidewalk. I must say it was an impressive log. Your dog must have some special breeding. It was perfectly rounded on both sides and uniform. A better piece of shit I cannot recall. All that being said, I would rather not have to deal with it.

So anyway, fucking asshole, would you mind picking up after your fucking dog? I know you don't think anyone outside of yourself and your dog is important. Perhaps you might consider shaking your head and opening your eyes to reality. You are a self obsessed fuckhole. If you want a dog, deal with it, get your fingers around its shit.

Ridiculous!


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