What Are These Women Thinking

So today I am walking down the street and I am confronted with the most annoying of cliches. Expensive sport scar, black of course, parks near me. Out of the car comes this ultra thin woman dressed ridiculously with boobs that not humanly possible given her frame. The guy, again cliche, tall douche bag. The topic of the rant...not the cliche...not the douche...not the car...the woman.

Like theses two...drawing attention yes but for me only for the sheer ridiculousness of them. What on earth possesses a woman to stick such masses of silicon onto their chest. Its not attractive it is bizarre looking. That's not where it stops either they get the lips done and the eyes and whatever else until they don't even look real anymore. The saddest thing about them is that you can still see that at some point earlier in their life they were attractive.

Do they realize how bizarre they look? Are they that starved for attention? Is money that important to them? I guess it beats a job. I don't know.

Some might think they look good but...in reality, unfortunately, they just look RIDICULOUS.